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Genius

As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.

(via hjartaohamast-svohljott)

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via hjartaohamast-svohljott)

I hate when feelings for an ex resurface. After 2 years and another relationship you’d think he wouldn’t even cross my mind. But there you are, with that goofy smile.

dritim:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

"sike"

(via scumlungs)

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(via scumlungs)

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

(Source: naivling, via nicoleavecamour)